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Bizarre bans
Jaspal Bhatti

The Mirror of London has compiled a list of the most bizarre recent bans in the UK on the grounds of safety. For example, hanging baskets are banned as they can fall on somebody’s head. In India, if a list is made of the things that are not banned, the list may well turn out to be weird. Trucks carrying steel rods and pipes openly, without any cover on the highways, is a common sight in India. The sharp iron bars hang so dangerously`A0that they sometimes pierce through the vehicles that are following the truck.

In London, another amusing ban on the list is not to use balloons for decoration as people could develop latex allergy. In India, we have not yet banned burning waste in the open by the sweepers. The toxic fumes, the environmental degradation is still acceptable to us.

Students in Eton are not allowed to change bulbs themselves. In India, people in unauthorised colonies use ‘kundis’ to steal electricity. Till today, no one has been able to stop them.

Children in Norwich are required to take permission before they can throw snowballs at each other. Here people don’t require permission to pelt stones at moving buses.

There banners cannot be put up as they could fall on the fast moving traffic. Here electricity departments allow live wires to hang loosely in congested inhabited areas. Sometimes these wires do manage to fall on the moving traffic, thereby giving them an ‘electrifying’ experience of their life.
In London, the list of banned items cannot match our list of unprohibited activities. Spit anywhere, shit anywhere, piss anywhere, throw garbage at any place of your choice, drive your vehicle at any speed with a peg or two inside you are some of the points of the unending Indian list. Probably the only banned item is ‘Do not take panga with any law-breaker’.

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