Webside humour
Good news

A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you.. "

The prisoner says, " Okay. What's the bad news? " "The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay on your execution...you go to the chair at 7 pm tonight." " Oh, that's horrible. What possibly could be the good news?"

"The good news is that I got your voltage reduced!"

A blonde coming back from a late night movie was attacked by a thief. There was a terrific fight but finally the thief tied down the blonde and went through his pockets. He found only 25 cents.

The exasperated robber exclaimed "What the hell. You were fighting for only 25 cents"

The blonde replied "Oh. Were you only after the 25 cents? I thought you were after the $1,000 I have hidden in my left shoe".

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes, size eight.

The obviously well- trained salesman says, "But sir size eight would be too small for you, you take a 10 or ten-and-a-half."

"Just bring me size eight!" the man replies.

The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain. He turns to the salesman and says, "I've lost my house to the income-tax people, I live with my mother-in-law, my daughter ran off with my best friend, my business has failed and my son has just failed in his exams. The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes off."

Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.

As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign, saying "Disney World Left!"

After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma