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Now, touch-proof jackets
Jaspal Bhatti

THE young designers of National Institute of Fashion Technology have developed a unique safety jacket for women. The safety jacket works on a nne-volt battery that emits currents strong enough to jolt a person who tries to molest the wearer.

It is very surprising that while on the one hand fashion designers are creating clothes that are erotic, on the other hand these kind of electric safety jackets are being designed to ward off men.

Women should remember when to wear the jacket and when not to. Married men can go to the court asking for justice, "Mi Lord, my wife wears the safety jackets all the time-even at home". On suhaag raat the husband will ask , " My dear I hope you are not wearing your safety jacket? Will you kindly check before I get the shock of my life?"

Poets need not compare their beloved’s eyes with bijli anymore. Because they can get a 110-volt jhatka by touching just the jacket.

An old woman asked her husband to get one such electric safety jacket for her. Her husband said, "Whom do you fear? Who would want to outrage your modesty in this old age?’’ The old woman replied, "I just want to feel young."

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