Webside humour
Fishing for compliments

At breakfast one day, a newly-wed bride waited for her husband to comment on her first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, she asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up from his paper the husband replied, "About 10 years."

The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What do you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said 'Is that you, you old fool?’" explained the boy.

A husband came home late in the night, drunk and sleepy. "Where have you been?" the wife demanded." You're so smart, darling. Can't you invent a good answer yourself?"

From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is desperately waving his hands. "Who is that?" a passenger asked a steward. "I've no idea. Every year when we pass by, he goes nuts."

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma