Webside humour
Together

Two blondes realise that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help,” yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us," yells the other.

“Maybe it would help if we yelled together,” said the first blonde.

“Good idea,” said the other. So the both started yelling, “Together! Together!”

Talking role

This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and went home to tell his father.

His father was really proud of him. So his father asked, “What part did you get?” He replied, “I got the part of a man who has been married for 25 years.”

His father said, "That’s good son, maybe next time you'll get a talking role."

Wisdom

Little Susie was helping her mother set the table as some guests were due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down. Then mother noticed something was missing....

“Susie, dear,” she said, “You didn't put a knife and fork at Mr Smythe's place.”

“But, mommy, I thought he wouldn't need them,” explained Susie. “Daddy says he always eats like a horse.”

—Compiled by Sunil Sharma