Saturday, March 27, 2004

NETPICK

A man writing at the post office desk was approached by an older fellow with a postcard in his hand. The older man said, "Sir, I'm sorry to bother you but could you address this post card for me? My arthritis is acting up today and I can't even hold a pen."

"Certainly sir," said the younger man. He wrote out the address and also agreed to write a short message and sign the card for the man. Finally, the younger man asked, "Now, is there anything else I can do for you?" The old fellow thought about it for a moment and said, "Yes, at the end could you just add, "PS: Please excuse the sloppy hand-writing."

Impressing girlfriend

To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After sipping some fine wine, he picked up the menu and studied it with an appraising eye. "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said finally. "Sorry, sir," said the waiter. "That's the owner."

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was so much in love with you then, I didn't notice it."

(Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma)

This feature was published on March 6, 2004