Saturday, February 7, 2004

NETPICK

A man looked suspiciously at the soup he had just been served in a highway eatery. It contained dark flecks of seasoning floating in it, but two of the spots looked like insects.

"Hey," he called out to the waiter, "these particles in my soup — aren't they foreign objects?"

He scrutinized his bowl. "No, sir!" he reassured him. "Those things live around here."

Judi was walking by the jewellery store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond bracelet that she really liked and she went inside the store.

"Excuse me," she said to the saleslady behind the counter, "Will a small deposit hold that bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?"

A group of expectant fathers sat nervously in the hospital hall. A nurse beckoned to one of them and said, "Congratulations, you have a son!"

Another man dropped his magazine, jumped up and cried, "Hey, what's the idea? I got here two hours before he did!"

A young blonde applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went. She said, "Pretty good, but if I get the job, I won't get a vacation unless I'm married." Her mother had never heard of such a thing and asked, "Is that what they told you?" The young blonde replied, "No, they didn't tell me that, but on the application it said that vacation time is not available until after your first anniversary."

(Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma)