Saturday, January 31, 2004

NETPICK

ONE night a man — who was in no shape to drive — wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along the road, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 a.m.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." the man said.

"And just who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife." said the man.

A kid went into a toy shop, picked up a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave. The shopkeeper told him, "Excuse me little boy, this isn't real money."

The kid looked at the plane in his hands, looked at the shopkeeperand finally said, "And this isn't a real plane either."

A Frenchman with a parrot perched on his shoulder walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Wow! That's really neat! Where'd you get him?"

Before the man could speak, the parrot replied "In France", "they have millions of them."

(Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma)