Saturday, January 24, 2004

NETPICK

Patient: "Doctor, what are the chances of my recovering ?"

Doctor: "One hundred per cent. Medical records show that nine out of 10 people die of the disease you have. "Yours is the tenth case I've treated; the others all died."

Oldest

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The women were arguing noisily, even in the courtroom. The judge, banging his gavel to quiet them, said, "We are going to do this in an orderly manner. I can't listen to all of you at once. I'll hear the oldest first." The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.

Cursing

Waking up after a restless night, the wife turned to her husband and frowned, "I can't believe it! All night long you kept cursing me in your sleep!" The husband replied, "Who was sleeping?"

(Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma)