Monday, December 29, 2003		Cyber Humour

Workload

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50 per cent.

Office worker: That’s great — I’ll take two of them!

No paperwork

"I’ve got this great new printer for my computer - it can produce 250 pages in a minute. It certainly cuts down on paperwork!"

Blonde corrects mistakes

"It was clear that the new blonde secretary was not used to working with computers - the computer screen had corrector fluid all over it."

User-friendly

If computers are supposed to be "user friendly" and "the tool of the executive," then how come we have to take classes to learn to do things their way?

PCs unlike humans

Computers could never completely replace humans. They may become capable of artificial intelligence, but they will never master real stupidity like we have.

Best-sellers

The latest computer best sellers:

A Tale of Two CDs

Gates of Wrath

Gone with the Windows

War and PC

Moby Disk

Computer’s down

The computer revolution has really changed the way we do business. Rather than bothering with elaborate excuses we just say, "the computer’s down."

And some thoughts for the day

If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school; you’ll be working for them in the future.

Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma