Monday,
December 1, 2003
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Cyber
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Internet howlers
From Sunil Sharma
The Net rage has hit the
mainstream. Unfortunately, nobody seems to know what it is. The
following customer comments are attributed to students at a university
campus computer store in the USA
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"I’d like to
buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"
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"Can you copy the
Internet for me on this diskette?"
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"I just got your
Internet in the mail today..."
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"I just
downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"
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"I don’t have a
computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"
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"Will the
Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?"
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"We’re getting
an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out
your Internets?"
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"The Internet is
running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"
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"We’re going on
holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us,
please?"
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"I have a problem
with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller?"
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"What do you
mean, I have to pay for Internet access?"
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"I lost my
Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning,
and it’s gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it
already. Can you send me another one?"
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"The Internet
site’s giving me a busy signal"
Faxing confidential
material
Boss:
"Do you know anything about this fax machine?"
Secretary:
"A little. What’s wrong?"
Boss:
"Well, I sent a fax, and
the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover sheet and
a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.
Secretary:
"How did you load the sheet?"
Boss: "Well...it’s
a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn’t want anyone else to read it by
accident. Therefore, I folded it so that only the recipient would open
it and read it."
— Culled from the Net
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