Tip

A home delivery boy from McDonald’s went to deliver pizza to a customer. He rang the bell to call on the customer who sent his seven-year-old son to pay him. As the kid approached the screen door, the delivery boy noticed that he was carrying a check in one hand and two dollars in the other, which he assumed was his tip. To his dismay, the kid pocketed the two dollars before handing him the check, which was for the exact cost of the pizza.

"Could that have been a tip?" the delivery boy asked, trying not to sound accusatory.

"Yep," the kid replied proudly. "not bad for just a walk from the living room and back!"

Esther and Max were having a very heated argument. Esther shouts at Max, "You don't deserve a woman like me."

Max retorted, "Yeah, well I don't deserve arthritis either, but I got that too."

Yoga

A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails was advised by a friend to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. Her friend asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

— Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma