Monday, September 8, 2003		Cyber Humour

PC jingles
From Sunil Sharma

• Two Recursive functions calling each other
  Mujhe kuchh kehna hein,
  mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum
  
  

• The debugger
  Jab koi baat bigad jaye,
  Jab koi mushkil pad jaye,
  Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
  
  

• COM programming in VC++
  Roop tera mastana,
  Pyar mera deewana,
  Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
  
  

• From VC++ to VB
  Yeh haseen vaadiyan,
  Yeh khula asmaan,
  Aa gaye hum kahan
  
  

• Untrackable bug
  Aye ajnabi,
  tu bhi kabhi,
  awaaz de kahin se
  
  

• Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
  Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
  
  

• And then to the client
  Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
  
  

• Load balancing
  Saathi haath badhana,
  ek akela thak jayega,
  mil kar bojh uthana
  
  

• Modem - talk on a busy connection
  Suno - kaho,
  kaha - suna,
  kuch huwa kya?
  Abhee to nahin...
  kuch bi nahin
  
  

• Windows getting open sourced
  Parde mein rahne do
  parda na uthao
  parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
  allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
  
  

• Local variable
  Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
  pal do pal meri kahani hai,
  pal do pal meri hastihai...
  
  

• Global variable
  Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
  har ik pal meri kahani hai
  har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

— Culled from the Net