Resuscitation
There was a knock on St.
Peter's door. He looked out and a man was standing there. Peter was
about to begin his interview when the man disappeared. A short time
later, there was another knock. Peter went to the door, saw the man open
his mouth to speak and then the man disappeared once again. A few
minutes later came another knock. Again, Peter opened the door and saw
the same man. "Hey are you playing games with me?" Peter
called after him.
"No" the man's
distant voice replied. "They're trying to resuscitate me."
Telephone
A husband and wife were on
their way to the hospital where their 16-year-old daughter was scheduled
to undergo a tonsillectomy. During the ride they talked about how the
procedure would be performed. "Dad," the teenager daughter
asked, "how are they going to keep my mouth open during the
surgery?"
Without hesitation, he
quipped, "They're going to give you a phone."
Lucky
"Take a bunch of
flowers home for your wife, sir," urged the street vendor.
"I haven't got a
wife," replied the young man.
"Then buy a bunch for
your sweetheart."
"I don't have a
sweetheart, either."
"Well then, buy a
couple of bunches to celebrate your luck."
Broken engagement
The soldier serving
overseas, far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote
breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He
went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of
women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back
with a note saying: "Regret cannot remember which one is you —
please keep your photo and return the others."
Culled from the Net by
Sunil Sharma
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