Problem

A flight attendant for a major airline, watched one day as a passenger hopelessly overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the oversized luggage.

"When I fly other airlines," he said irritably, "I never have this problem."

She smiled and said, "Sir, when you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."

A policeman finds someone crawling on all fours in the middle of the street. The cop approaches him and asks him, "Are you drunk? What on earth do you think you're doing?" The man on the floor replies, "I've lost it." The policeman asks him curiously, "Lost what?" The man on the floor answers, "Well (hiccup) my balance sir."

A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object. She asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos." The blonde then asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, she walks into work with her new thermos. Her blonde boss sees her and asks, "What is that shiny object you have?"

She said, "It's a thermos."

The boss then says, "What does it do?"

She replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The blonde replies, "Two cups of hot coffee and a chilled Coca Cola."

A wife caught her blond husband searching high and low all around the living room.

Wife: "What are you searching for?"

Husband: "Hidden cameras!"

Wife: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"

Husband: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World Channel'. How does he know that?"

(Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma)