Business
Two beggars are sitting on
a park bench in Mexico City. One is holding a Cross and one a Star of
David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. People walk by,
lift their noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in the
hat held by the man with the cross. Soon the hat of the man with the
Cross is filled and the hat of the man with the Star of David is empty.
A priest watches and then
approaches the men. He turns to the man with the Star of David and says:
"Young man. Don't you realise that this is a Catholic country?
You'll never get any contributions in this country holding a Star of
David."
The man with the Star of
David turns to the man with the Cross and says: "Moishe, can you
imagine, this guy is trying to tell us how to run our business?"
Easy solution
Jay went to a
psychiatrist. "Doc, he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I
get into bed I think there is somebody under it. I get under the bed; I
think there's somebody on top of it. Top, under, under top. I'm going
crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for two years,"
said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week and I'll cure
you."
"How much do you
charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll think about
it." Jay never went back. Some time later he met the doctor on the
street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"For a hundred buck a
visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars."
"That so! How?"
"He told me to cut
the legs of the bed."
Safe journey
Two fellows were sitting
on a park bench. One of them said to the other, "I'm afraid of
flying. I take the train on all my long trips."
The other said,
"That's silly. Didn't you read about those 300 people who got
killed on a train last week?"
"Three hundred
people?" asked the fearful one. "How could three hundred
people die in a train crash?"
"A plane fell on
it," said his friend.
(Culled from the Net
by Sunil Sharma)
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