Where's the freebie?
A blonde went to a store,
collected the grocery that he wanted and reached the counter. The sales
girl at the counter started processing his bill. The blonde asked "
Where is the fat ?" The girl could not understand what he was
pointing at. " Excuse me sir, what fat?" she said in absolute
bewilderment.
"Yes Fat. Give me the
fat" he started shouting and arguing with the lady when everyone
around them gathered at the counter. The manager of the store heard the
noise and made his way to the counter to ask, "What's the
problem"?
The blonde replied,
"Hey Manager! Look, I took a yogurt from your stores and it was
written 'Fat free' on that but this lady refuses to give me the Fat and
I feel cheated."
Supporting a family
The prospective
father-in-law asked, "Young man, can you support a family?"
The surprised groom-to-be
replied, "Well, no. I was just planning to support your daughter.
The rest of you will have to fend for yourselves."
Curse!
An old man asks a wizard
if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The wizard replies, "Maybe, but you'll have to tell me the exact
words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man answers
without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
Interview
A businessman was
interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He
devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He
asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?" The
first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "twentytwo."
The second applicant was
an engineer. He pulled out a calculator and showed the answer to be
between 3.999 and 4.001.
The next person was a
lawyer.He stated that in the case of Jenkins v. Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld),
two and two was proven to be four.
The last applicant was an
accountant. The business man asked him, "How much is two and
two?" The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door,
closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and
said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
He got the job.
(Culled from the Net
by Sunil Sharma)
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