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"Now what?" the ugly throws a
question across the table to the good. "Seems bad to me," the
good shoots back. The bad corks his rifle and gets ready to shoot them
all, seeing which, Gringo good and Gringo bad jump out of their chairs
and call out his name. "Sentenza!"
"The man with no
name, good! Aha! Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez, isn’t
that ugly," says Sentenza, Angel Eyes. "Don’t reach for the
trigger, Sentenza," says the good, "We decided to meet in
peace. We had a deal, remember." Tuco: "Yes, it’s about
those horses we brought over from El Paso, so that, Blondie, you and I
could share the booty and be rich, Gringo."
The good possesses seven
English horses, the bad has nine Arabian horses and the ugly has 10
camels. Unable to find a way to equally divide the booty, the bad and
the ugly decide to kill the others and take all horses. The duelists
look at each other and move their hands slowly towards their guns, in an
ever increasing speed, while Morricone’s ecstatic Western music plays.
The tension mounts higher and higher until, finally, it erupts, but not
in a blaze of gunfire.
The good, first with the
solution, says: "Each gives two animals, one to each of the others.
We are then equally well off." ...and, as they say in the Wild
West, the quickest to draw won, but we could never ever know the price
of each animal and the total value of the animals possessed by each
person, until now. (Shoot your replies at The Tribune or adityarishi99@yahoo.co.in)
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