Saturday, June 7, 2003 |
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"Cash, cheque or charge?" the shopkeeper asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet he noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" he asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him. A working dog A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, "Don't be surprised. This is just part of my job." "Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "I can't believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!" "No, no,"
pleaded the dog. "Please don't! If that man finds out I can talk,
he’ll make me answer the phone as well." |