One hundred dollars from God
A post-office worker at
the main sorting office finds an unstamped, poorly handwritten envelope
addressed to God. He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady,
distressed because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be
cold and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive some
divine intervention. The worker organises a collection amongst the other
postal workers, who dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get it to
her by special courier the same morning. A week later, the same postal
worker recognises the same hand on another envelope. He opens it and
reads:
"Dear God, Thank you
for the 100 dollars. This month would have been so bleak otherwise.
"P.S. It was four
dollars short but that was probably those thieving bastards at the post
office."
Looking around
A blind man with his
seeing eye dog walked into a bar. The blind man picked up the dog and
swung it around and around over his head. The bartender runs up and
asks, "Man, what the heck are you doing?"
The blind man replies,
"Just taking a look around."
Fishing for a week
A man phones home from the
office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the
chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. We
leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and
especially my blue silk pajamas? I'll be home in an hour to pick them
up."
He hurries home, grabs
everything and rushes off.
A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?"
"Oh yes, great! But
you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas."
"Oh no, I didn't. I
put them in the box that had the fishing rod in it."
Not taking risk
A really huge muscular guy
with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks,
"W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?"
The clerk behind the
counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself:
"W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?" Again,
the clerk doesn’t answer him. The guy asks several more times but the
clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the guy is angry and storms
off. The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk,
"why wouldn’t you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers,
"D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beaten
up?!!"
(Culled from the Net by
Sunil Sharma)
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