Blonde’s e-mail How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive. Without emotions A colleague was having a hard time operating her desktop computer. It was apparent that she had reached the end of her patience when she muttered at the screen, "I know one thing. If I had a glass face like you do, I’d sure behave better." Terminology redefined 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC. State-of-the-art - Any computer you can’t afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3 - Apple’s new Macs that make you say, "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago." Syntax error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object." Hard drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error. GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey") Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer. Portable computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. Disk crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline. Power user - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. System update - A quick method of trashing ALL your software.
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Culled from the Net
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