Piano

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery on both his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands, "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's very good," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognised as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said, "Take it easy. You'll find it."

When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn't find the ticket. The conductor, recognising the famous scientist, said, "I'm sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it."

"You're very kind," the professor said, "but I must find it, otherwise I won't know where to get off."

(Culled from the Net by Sunil Sharma)