Monday, March 10, 2003		Cyber Humour

I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue,
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word,
And weight four it two say,
Weather eye am wrong oar write,
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid,
It nose bee fore two long,
And eye can put the era rite,
Its rarely ever wrong.

I’ve scent this massage threw it,
And I’m shore your pleased too no,
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.

Hi-tech worker

·It’s dark when you drive to and from work.

·You see a good-looking person and know it is a visitor.

·You sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies.

·Your resume is on a diskette in your pocket.

·You learn about your layoff on CNN.

·Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.

·Your supervisor hasn’t the ability to do your job assignment.

·You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.

·Salaries of the members on the Executive Board are higher than all the Third World countries’ annual budgets combined.

·Weekends are those days your spouse makes you stay home.

·Being sick is defined as can’t walk or you’re in the hospital.

·All real work gets started after 5 pm or on weekends.

·Ten per cent of the people you work with (boss included) — knows what they do..

·Vacation is something you rollover to next year.

·Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers" or "does something with satellites"

·You read this entire list and understood it.