Borrowing the car
After shopping for most of
the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to
the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them
back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene
of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an
envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a
music concert. The note reads, "I apologise for taking your car,
but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to
rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two
tickets for tonight's concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western
music star."
Their faith in humanity
restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find
their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from the
house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading,
"Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid
through college somehow, don't I?"
Strawberry fertiliser
A farmer was driving along
the road with a load of fertiliser. A little boy, playing in front of
his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your
truck?"
"Fertiliser,"
the farmer replied.
"What are you going
to do with it?" asked the little boy.
"Put it on
strawberries," answered the farmer.
"You ought to live
here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on
ours."
Johnny, the juror
The tiresome jury
selection process continued, each side hotly contesting and dismissing
potential jurors. Johnny was called for his question session.
"Property
holder?"
"Yes, I am, Your
Honour."
"Married or
single?"
"Married for twenty
years, Your Honour."
"Formed or expressed
an opinion?"
"Not in twenty years,
Your Honour."
Culled from the Net by
Sunil Sharma
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