Family matters
I have five siblings,
three sisters and two brothers. One night I was chatting with my mom
about how she had changed as a mother from the first child to the last.
She told me she had mellowed a lot over the years: "When your
oldest sister coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When your
youngest brother swallowed a dime, I just told him it was coming out of
his allowance."
Decision changed
A blonde made several
attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a
buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem
with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.
The brunette suggested,
"There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going
to be legal."
"That doesn't matter
at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am
able to sell this car."
"Alright,"
replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here
is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around
here. He will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it
shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."
The following weekend, the
blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.
About one month after
that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your
car?"
"No!" replied
the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on.
Prayed for rain
A little six-year-old girl
had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her
the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn't go to the school
picnic on Saturday. Then, when the day came, her mother felt she had
been too harsh and changed her mind. When she told the little girl she
could go to the picnic, the child's reaction was one of unhappiness.
"What's the matter? I
thought you'd be glad to go." her mother said.
"It's too late!"
the little girl said. "I've already prayed for rain!"
Correct time?
A blonde stops a man to
ask for the time. The man, looking at his watch, helpfully responds,
"The time is four o'clock."
The blonde scratches her
head and says, "You know, it's really weird. I've been asking
people that question all day long, and each time I get a different
answer."
— Culled from the
Net by Sunil Sharma
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