Wrong number
The worried housewife
sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the
kindly voice in her ear. "How are you, darling?" she said.
"What kind of a day are you having?"
"Oh, mother,"
said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had such a
bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I
haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my
ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess
and I'm supposed to have two couples to dinner tonight."
The mother was shocked and
was at once all sympathy. "Oh, darling," she said, "sit
down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do
your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll
feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house
to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do
everything. In fact, I'll even call George at the office and tell him he
ought to come home and help out for once."
"George?" said
the housewife. "Who's George?"
"Why, George! Your
husband!....Is this 223-1374?
"No, this is
223-1375."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I
guess I have the wrong number."
There was a short pause
and the housewife said disappointed, "Does this mean you're not
coming over?"
Foreign language
A mother mouse and a baby
mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The
mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away.
"See?" says the
mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it is important to
learn a foreign language?"
Blonde overdue
A blonde goes into a
library and cheerfully says, "Hi! I'm here to see the doctor!"
In a stern, but hushed
voice, the librarian says, "Miss, this is a library and not a
clinic."
So the blonde lowers her
voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to
see the doctor."
— Culled from the
Net by Sunil Sharma
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