Monday,
December 30, 2002
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Cyber
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Novice
From Sunil Sharma
LAST
week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some
difficulties while setting it up so we called the customer support phone
number we found in the manual.
I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone
and I explained the problem to him.
He began rattling off computer jargon. This confused us even more.
"Sir," I said politely, "Can you explain what I should do
as if I were a small child?"
"Okay," the computer support guy said, "Son, could you
please put your mommy on the phone?"
Fired
Here I sit,
broken-hearted,
All logged in, but work
unstarted.
First net.this and
net.that,
And a hot buttered bun
for net.fat.
The boss comes by, and
I play the game,
Then I turn back to net.flame.
Is there a cure I need
your views,
For someone trapped in
net.news?
I need your help, I say
between sobs,
Because I’ll soon be
listed in net.jobs.
Moron me
A fellow computer
programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of
our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation. At
first, he handled most of the work. Eventually, though, he asked me to
help with the last phase of the training. When I sat down with one woman
and told her I would be showing her how to make changes to the files,
she sighed with relief. "I’m so glad you’re teaching me instead
of him." Surprised, I said that my colleague was far more
experienced than I was. Yes," she said, "but I feel much more
comfortable with you. I get nervous around really smart people."
Unaffordable
I went with a friend to
help him shop for a computer. Looking through the different varieties,
he said, "I don’t think I can afford one of these big ones
(desktop machines). I think I’ll have to go with one of these little
ones (laptops)."
Culled from the Net
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