Monday,
December 16, 2002
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Cyber
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Apologetic hubby
From Sunil Sharma
I
stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my
wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a
young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red
roses. "I’m sorry," the clerk said. "This man just
ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and
begged, "May I please have those roses?" "What
happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding
anniversary?" "It’s even worse than that," he confided.
"I crashed my wife’s hard drive!"
Drivers’ computer
terms
Hard drive - Trying to
climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tyres and pulling a trailer-load
of fertiliser.
Keyboard - Place to hang
your truck keys.
Window - Place in the
truck to hang your guns.
Floppy - When you run out
of Polygrip.
ROM - Delicious when you
mix it with coca cola.
Reboot - What you do when
the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network - Activity meant
to provide bait for your trot line.
Mouse - Fuzzy, soft thing
you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case.
Cursor - What some guys do
when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
Digital control - What
your fingers do on the TV remote?
Packet - What you do to a
suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip.
A.S.L.
I am five feet, three
inches tall and pleasingly plump. After I had a minor accident, my
mother accompanied me to the emergency room. The nurse asked for my
height and weight, and I blurted out, "Five-foot-eight, 125
pounds." While the nurse pondered over this information, my mother
leaned over to me. "Sweetheart," she gently chided, "this
is not the Net."
Culled from the Net
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