Monday,
December 2, 2002
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Cyber
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Floppy care
From Sunil Sharma
1. Never leave
diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and
corrode the inner mechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled up
and stored in pencil holders.
2. Diskettes should be
cleaned and waxed once a week. Microscopic metal particles can be
removed by waving a powerful magnet over the surface of the disk. Any
stubborn metallic shavings can be removed with scouring powder and soap.
When waxing the diskettes, make sure the surface is even. This will
allow the diskette to spin faster, resulting in better access time.
3. Do not fold
diskettes unless they do not fit into the drive. ‘Big’ diskettes may
be folded and used in ‘little’ disk drives.
4. Never insert a
diskette into the drive upside down. The data can fall off the surface
of the disk and jam the intricate mechanics of the drive.
5. Diskettes cannot be
backed up by running them through the Xerox machine. If your data is
going to need to be backed up, simply insert two diskettes into the
drive. Whenever you update a document, the data will be written on both
diskettes.
6. If your diskette is
full and you need more storage space, remove the disk from the drive and
shake vigorously for 2 minutes. This will pack the data enough (data
compression) to allow for more storage. Be sure to cover all openings
with scotch tape to prevent loss data.
7. Access time can be
greatly improved by cutting more holes in the diskette jacket. This will
provide more simultaneous access points to the disk.
8. Diskettes may be
used as coasters for beverage glasses, provided that they are properly
waxed beforehand. Be sure to wipe the diskettes dry before using. (See
item 2 above)
9. Never use scissors
and glue to manually edit documents. The data is stored much too small
for the naked
eye, and you may end up with data from some other document stuck in the
middle of your document. Razor blades and scotch tape may be used,
however, provided the user is equipped with an electron microscope.
10. Periodically spray
diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from spreading.
Culled from the Net
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