Secret of good health
Grandpa was celebrating
his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and
well-preserved he appeared. "Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret
of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day
after day for some 75 years now."
The celebrants were
impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness
regime. "Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On
our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the
one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk."
Swimming
This fellow had owned this
large farm for several years. He had a large pond. The pond was fixed
for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond as he hadn't been there
for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices of
people shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was
a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women
aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One
of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!" The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch
you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I only came to feed my
alligators."
(Culled from the Net by
Sunil Sharma)
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