Monday, July 29, 2002 |
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Cyber
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Can you beat it!
Sunil Sharma
JUST
in case you think you are TC (technologically challenged), the following
is an excerpt taken from a Wall Street Journal article:
1. Compaq is
considering changing the command 'Press Any Key' to 'Press Return Key'
because of the flood of calls asking where the 'Any' key is.
2. AST technical
support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with
the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse
was packaged in.
3. Another AST customer
was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a
letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies.
4. A Dell technician
advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and
close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard
putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the
door to his room.
5. Yet another Dell
customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had
cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the
keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them
individually.
6. A Dell technician
received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had
told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that
the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses
shouldn't be taken personally.
7. A confused caller to
IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that
the computer had said it "couldn't find printer". The user had
also tried turning the computer screen to face the printer - but that
his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
8. An exasperated
caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell Computer
to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician
asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I
pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens." The
"foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse.
9. Another customer called
Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She
said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes
waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she
pressed the power switch, she asked: "What power switch?"
(Culled from the Net)
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