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E-mail to a female GONE are the days when a beloved’s beauty inspired lyrics like "chaudvin ka chand ho..." or a spurned lover found solace in such soulful compositions as "kya se kya ho gaya, bewafa tere pyar mein". In the age of computers and Internet, it is but natural that poetry should be virtually laced with ‘software’ vocabulary instead of ‘soft’ lyrics. Sample this bit from a love-byt(t)en poet: Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga... * * * Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain... Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain * * * |
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karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye... * * * Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hamey bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo... * * * Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning... woh hamay ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS... * * * Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhoro, ban jaao meri spouse! * * * Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! * * * Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif * * * Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space * * * Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down * * * Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application,create main karoonga Tum ussey debug karna, wait main karoonga * * * Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya * * * Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, aao kartain hai chat * * * Tum jabse meri zindagi main, aayi ho banke female Yaad raha na ab kuch, no postman, na e-mail (Culled from the Net)
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