Monday, March 4, 2002		Kids chat

HEY friends! I am sure you must be busy with those last minute revisions wishing the exams to get over soon. Well! You sure must have had a marathon study session with your friends and must be looking for some break. Let's hope that you get the right break with Fluppy, Cliparti and Windy, before you set off to your examination preparations again.

Fluppy: Hi Friends. It's the final countdown.

Windy: Hey I am so tensed about exams and you are humming a song.

Fluppy: Me, humming the song? Is everything OK with you Windy?

Windy: Were you not singing the hit Western number, "It's the final countdown."

Fluppy: Huh! I am now sure what you have been doing these days. I was simply telling my friends that the final countdown has begun for exams.

Cliparti: Well! Indeed the final countdown has begun, but you should be relaxed during your exams Windy, and should not be unduly under stress. You know that you lose your efficiency under stress. So, keep the exam fever aside and get going in this section this week.

Fluppy: That's the spirit Cliparti. See I am so relaxed!

Windy: You have every reason to be relaxed as we all know the result.

Fluppy: Hey! You have started that again. Instead of wishing me luck, you are back to the old leg-pulling attitude. I am relaxed because, I have done my best for the exams and now I am waiting for that exam bell.

Cliparti: Hey Windy! Don't you see that Fluppy has grown mature.

Windy: Mature. Huh! God knows. Anyways, so Mr. Mature what you have for our friends this week to refresh them from the boring exam preparations.

Fluppy: Oh Well! I would refresh our friends in a different way today.

Cliparti: Ok! What's that?

Fluppy: I will share some funny jokes with them.

Windy: Oh really! Lets go then.

Fluppy: A boy went into a cafe and ordered a can of cola. He took a can opener from his pocket, opened the can and drank to cola. The girl behind the counter asked why he didn't use the ring pull to open the can and he replied !

'Oh, I thought that was only for people that didn't have a can opener with them!

Cliparti: Ha!Ha!Ha that was nice Fluppy. Any other joke

Fluppy: Ok! Do you know the definition of an Archeologist? Well! An Archeologist is a person whose career lies in ruins. One more joke for our friends.

Once a teacher asked the student in a class - Who invented fractions? And the student replied Henry the 1/8 !.

Now may I ask you something Windy!

Windy: Hmm! What's that?

Fluppy: What is announce?

Windy: What! Is this question complete? It sounds incomplete.

Fluppy: Indeed it is complete. You will have to concede your defeat for me to answer that.

Windy: Ok you tell us then.

Fluppy: It's so simple Windy. An ounce is one sixteenth of a pound. Isn't it?

Windy: Where have you found those silly things Fluppy?

Fluppy: If that sounds silly, why are you asking the address then?

Windy: Because something else could be interesting there.

Fluppy: Ok! I found this site www.kidsjokes.co.uk. All these jokes are listed on this site. This is indeed a wonderful site with lots of fun stuff and jokes for kids. The jokes on this site are listed in various categories like Animal jokes, Boy and Girl jokes, Holiday jokes, knock knock, Monster jokes, riddles, school jokes, silly jokes, sports jokes etc.

Cliparti: That's wonderful Fluppy! This is a nice site for a good change. Anyways on that entertaining note lets sign off for now and allow our friends to study hard for their exams after this small break. All the very best friends and study well. Do not take stress and take it easy. Good luck. Bye. 

— Ira Verma