Because you want to display the nut that is so hard to crack.

Because that is the only part of the body which is not soft.

Because you need more head space.

Because you fancy yourself as another Yul Brynner/Persis Khambatta/Shakaal.

Because all the seven days of the week were bad hair days for you.

Because you like hard glistening tops. You got the idea from the model of a car.

Because that’s the best way to do away with dandruff.

Because your skull is the most well-sculpted and chikna part of your body.

Because you want save your guy the bother of singing Tumhari zulph ke saye mein shaam kar doonga for you.

Because you know they’re hair today but will be gone tomorrow. So why wait till tomorrow?

Because that’s the only way you would ever get a second look.

Because you were utterly confused about which shampoo to use.

Because your expenditure on all those anti-hair loss oils and potions had become astronomical.

Because you want her out of your hair.

Because the choice was between a pony-tail and a bald head.

Because you went to Tirupathi.

Because you wanted to get a load off your head.