The early bird may be catching the worm, but who wants the worm?

Why compete with the rooster? After all, you are human and he is just a bird.

Only the intellectually challenged feel the need to get up at insane hours to prove the adage ‘early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise’ right and then fail so miserably.

Those who get up early are still in those prehistoric times when human activity was possible only during daylight. The invention of electricity has not registered on these dimwits.

You don’t want to miss out on the groovy night life.

You won’t have to suffer from overnight hangovers.

Why add more hours to your working day by starting off early.

Who’ll watch all those late-night movie shows if you turn into bed at nine?

When it’s more romantic watching the sunset, why bother to see the sunrise?

Your partner may seek out someone else for moonlight dinners if you’re the early-to-bed and early-to-rise type.

You can gaze at the stars late into the night while those who get up early may end up seeing stars during the day.

You can be an owl and still have a lark.

You can dream longer. In fact, if you slumber well past sunrise, you can even qualify to be a day dreamer.

When you can hop into a gym any time of the day why bother to go for a jog at the sound of cock-a-doodle-doo?