Because you are not stupid. Only in love can you be "head over heels" and yet claim you are not embarrassed by your assinine behaviour.

Because love kills, painfully and slowly. You have to be insane to
inoculate yourself with a terminal illness.

Because you are not a waster. Fall in love and all your time,
money and energy goes down the drain for something as ephemeral as a smile or a glance.

Because all women are whimsical and all men are unreliable.

Because love never lasts.

Because love creates dependence, which, in turn, demands a very heavy price—loyalty. Why should you serve just one and refuse to acknowledge others who stand and wait?

Because love creates a craving. Like drugs, it is best avoided.

Because you lose out on your friends as you have no time for them.

Because the high telephone bill will bug your Old Man no end.

Because love is blind and you want to preserve your vision.

Because you don’t want to be ditched, dumped or duped.

Because love means never having to say sorry. It only means feeling very sorry for yourself.

Because love makes the world go round and round and you prefer to walk a straight line.

Because love has done nobody any good. It creates children and responsibilities just as mosquitoes create malaria and dengue.