Let her be in charge for a change. She will then know what it takes to wear the pants.

Now you can experience the pleasure of receiving and keeping a pay packet instead of handing over one. After all, now she’ll be the breadwinner and you the spender.

You will have to please just one boss in your lifetime—her. She will have to suffer many through her career.

You can sit back and watch television while she suffers the office routine.

You will have all the time to chit-chat with all the pretty maids and warm your way into the hearts of all lonely housewives in the neighbourhood, may be even offer them some solace!

You can rustle up an exotic meal for her and when she’s in the midst of the gastronomic excursion coyly ask her to buy you diamond cuff-links or some such exorbitant gift.

You have to change nappies any way, so do it without having career loads on your head.

You will have all the time to pamper and groom yourself—get a facial, new hairstyle, etc. Wouldn’t it please her lots if you deck up for her when she comes back from the office in the evening?

Ask her morning, afternoon and evening, "How do I look?" and then throw a tantrum if she doesn’t respond adequately.

You can have long afternoon siestas—something you craved for all your working life.

You can nag her to tears about her late comings, children, the maid et al. In short, take her on a guilt trip for being away from home.

You can freely complain that she doesn’t love you enough and demand to be cuddled and fussed over.