Saturday, May 12, 2001 |
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PROF Higgins’ car breaks down on a lovely Sunday morning in London, which is a bit unfortunate if you consider that a distinguished and charming lady is waiting for him at that moment in Buckingham Palace, where the annual ball-room dance is about to begin. At the Victoria railway station, a plainly dressed Elizabeth Doolittle is pacing up and down the platform, carrying a bucket full of flowers in one hand and a mirror in the other. She has not been able to sell a single flower today so far. Another misfortune, you might say. However, God sees, but waits. Prof Higgins does not have his car and Elizabeth does not have a platform ticket, so they board a train — to avoid walking and station officials, respectively. "Mister, do you
want some flowers. These are at 10 pence each and I will give you one
free with every two you take," says Elizabeth to Higgins. Such lack
of manners in a woman shocks Higgins, a typical London-high-society
product. "Use the brain to sell your product. I am sure no one has
bought your flowers today," says Higgins. "Luck does more for
the poor than brains, mister. What do you do?" Liz says. "I am
a professor of mathematics," says Higgins. "Is that all you
do?" says Liz. "Dear lady, it is tough being a mathematician
because you have to use your brain," says Higgins. "I know
mathematics, too, but I consider it more a matter of luck," says
Liz. "Why?" says Higgins. |
"I admit that logic can help you sometimes, but luck can make you happy more often," says Liz. "That is true indeed. It was luck that brought us together and you made me laugh, something that I had been missing for so long," says Higgins. "I, too, learnt the importance of logic from you, Sir" says Liz. "I will buy all your flowers for being so polite to me and I would also like to take you with me to the Queen’s ball right now," says Higgins. Liz says, "Oh Sir! You are most kind, but how will I pass off as a lady at the party?" "With a little bit of luck, my fair lady," says Higgins, with a smile.
— Aditya Rishi |