Saturday, November 25, 2000 |
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WHEN you find yourself among men of great stature, you can learn a thing or two about your own insignificance. I found myself in the same room as Sir Vidia Naipaul and Amitabh Bachchan. Whether or not he gets the Nobel Prize for Literature, Naipaul towers above other men of letters of our times. And Amitabh, recently named star of the millennium, has a larger fan-following than Presidents and Prime Ministers of many countries. We were brought together for the first board meeting of Tehelka.com, launched by Tarun Tejpal last year. He wanted us to meet his colleagues and co-workers in the venture. Tejpal has acquired a
beautiful three-storeyed building in Chiragh Delhi, at a stone’s throw
from the dargah of the Sufi saint who succeeded Hazrat Nizamuddin
Aulia as head of the Chishtia Silsilah. There is greenery all around and
the sun filters through large glass windows into air-cooled premises.
About 70 good-looking boys and girls, all in their 20s and 30s, work
round the clock in relays to give information on a wide variety of
subjects to people around the world. |
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"Just makes you lazy!" "Yes," he laughed, "more lazy". I still did not understand him. I noticed that besides wearing a very elegant blue suit and a matching silk tie, he wore three rings on his hands: one on the right, two on the left, including one on the index finger. I had not noticed them before. I suspect he was persuaded to wear them by his mother Teji or his wife Jaya when he was taken seriously ill some years back. Anyhow most people in the acting profession are superstitious. I was itching to ask him his reason for wearing them as I am allergic towards men who wear rings on their fingers, ear-rings in their ears and necklaces round their necks. I kept my allergy under check. The meeting over, we adjourned to the working hall where the Tehelka staff awaited us with a spread of goodies — tea, coffee and fizzy drinks. They clustered around Amitabh; he remains the heart-throb of the masses as well as the sophisticated like the Tehelka staff: chaprasis, chauffeurs, chaiwalas, awaited him at the entrance gate. Naipaul watched the scene with bemused eyes, taking everything in. Ihave little doubt we will read about this in his next travelogue. Unnoticed, I slipped out of the hall; who wants to remain unnoticed among celebrities? Letter from Islamabad My friend Mahboob Ghani changed his Muslim name to a distinct Hindu-Sikh name, Preetam Giani. He began his last book with an invocation to Goddess Saraswati and makes no secret of his being gay. How he survives in the increasingly Talibanised atmosphere of Pakistan is a minor miracle. Besides running an arts gallery and translating Ghalib’s poetry, he gives private tuitions in English: he was educated in Cambridge University. In his last letter to me, he wrote of autumn in Islamabad and enclosed a translation of Ghalib’s popular ghazal, Dil He To Hai Na Sang-o-Khisht, (It is only my heart not something made of stone or brick). His letter begins in lyrical prose: However much I believe in being ‘a man for all seasons’, And despite the pleasure of being nude at night During the five-month-long sweltering summer, It’s one hell of a relief when, starting mid-September, The weather cools and autumn creeps up, better thought of As ‘reverse-spring’, more pleasing here than that which follows winter. So it’s been this year, and now the weather’s just perfect: Mornings are bright and sunny, evenings are caressingly cool. I’m still in shorts in the daytime; and in bed at night, Under a pure wool blanket, still in my birthday suit. The translation of Ghalib’s couplet follows: Dil he to hai, na Sang-o-Khisht Dard say bhar na aaiye kyon Ro dengey ham hazaar baar Koee hammein sataye kyon? (My heart’s not a brick or stone, why shouldn’t it brim with pain? I’ll weep a thousand times over — why should anyone torment me?) I do not know why Preetam does not try to rhyme his lines. I am sure this reads better: My heart is not made of brick or stone, why should it not fill with pain? Why should anyone pester me, I will cry a thousand times again and again. Hariyanvi ha ha! Every region of our country has its own brand of humour, often encapsulated in proverbs and aphorisms. They are best told in the original dialect as they lose much of their rustic flavour in translation. This is well illustrated in the case of Hariyanvi which has a mix of Punjabi and Hindustani. It has some stock figures:an elder from one’s own village is called a taoo, while one from outside is a chowdhary, a wife is joroo or lugaaee, son or a boy is a chhora, a girl chhoree; hai becomes sai. Some years ago I received a book on Hariyanvi humour, by Rajbir Deswal of the Indian police. His son, Sawan Deswal, has gone a step further by setting up Hariyanvi.com, which covers different aspects of his home state: its history, culture, lifestyle, humour, proverbs etc. I give a few examples of humorous anecdotes culled from his collection. A jackal saw a mouse running out of a jungle. He asked him what had transpired to make him run for his life. The mouse replied: "Sher ki bebe kise nai chher di aur shak meyrey pai ho rahya sai"(someone made a pass at the tiger’s sister and the suspicion is cast on me). An old man who happened to brush past a young girl said, "Sorry" to her. She gave him a tongue-lashing. Later a young man brushed past her and also said, "Sorry". The girl smiled but said nothing to him. The old man lost his cool and shouted"Ey chhoree, meyree ‘sorry‘ ki spelling galat thee" (hey girl, was my sorry wrongly spelt)? A Hariyanvi’s wife went missing. The husband went to Lord Rama’s temple to pray for her return. From the side-wall, Hanumanji beckoned him and said "Ureaajaa Molar, jab iski lugaaee kho gai thee to manney he tohi thee" (Foolish man come to me, when his wife was abducted, I helped him to recover her). There is an apt saying, pertinent to our times:
"Haanji kee naukari, naanji kaa ghar" (a job for one who says yes
sir, one who says no sir stays at home). |