Guess where!

A YOUNG and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies.

So, this was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.

Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said:

"Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where!"

DURING the celebration of their 50th Wedding Anniversary the wife noticed a tear in her husbands eye.

"I never realized how sentimental you are," she said.

"That’s not it," he sniffed.

"Remember when your Father caught us in the barn, and he said if I didn’t marry you he’d send me to jail for 50 years?"

"Well, today I would have been a free man !!!"

HER grandson is playing in the water, while Sophie is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished.
Sophie holds her hands to the sky and cries, "Lord, how could you? Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"

Just then, another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had
happened.

A loud voice booms from the sky, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"

Sophie responds, "Well, he was wearing a hat."

Culled from various sites on the Internet by Sunil Sharma.